Dear Once Upon a Time,
For once, you are not going to be the start of a piece of written work because guess what? I’m in charge and you will not get another fifteen seconds in the limelight.
To start off, let me fill you in on all the things that I think about you:
1. You hog all the attention simply because you’re the precedent.
2. You set the tone and drive a story.
3. You take me for granted.
People think that we go together like peanut butter and jelly or like Laurel and Hardy but they have no idea what it’s like to put up with your cocky arrogance. You make a mess and then I have to come to the rescue, cleaning up the breakage.
Having said all this I can honestly say I don’t like you very much. Because you will always be first and I will always be last.